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By bacon lovers worst nightmare - 26/09/2012 06:57 - United States - San Diego

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
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Melissa92_fml 13

2012 really is the year that the world ends. :(

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NigerianMedicine 11

I can already see my new career as a pig farmer.

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skyeyez9 24

Dec 2012 is supposedly when all the planets align and the gravitational pull knocks earth off its axis significantly. According to the ancient mayans. This would cause worldwide earthquakes and tsunamis.

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annie_nk 22

Um no. The planets have aligned before and it didn't do squat to Earth. Also. The Mayans never predicted apocalypse. If they were psychic, they would have seen the Spanish coming.

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sillyyanks 24

And more to the point we use a Gregorian calender which is solar...They used a lunar calendar...

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kirdypie 14

This needs a new button **** EVERYBODIES life

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STXman1989 2

And now I hear about it on FML... Shit!

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sduval33 5

Meh. Hubby will be depressed but it doesn't bother me none. Bacon is gross anyways. Maybe you shouldn't eat a pig's ass.

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ambear26 14

Hey. Op are you the guy from epic meal time. FYL bro. :(

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CrazyManNo9 29

Bacon is pig's belly not pig's ass. And, you are right. With the drought and the feed crop shortage, pig farmers have sold off their herd. Prices are cheap now, but that means there will be shortages and dramatic price increases later on. Good time to be a vegetarian for a bit. But, it will come back. Always does.

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