By dontrapeme - 26/09/2012 10:30 - United States

Today, while at the gym, a very large man walked over to me and said, "I like wearing all orange to the gym." Not wanting to be rude, I asked why. He looks me up and down and said, "It reminds me of prison." I think I'm going to be jumped. FML
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marmlr339 14

OP isn't going to prison. The guy who likes orange came from prison!

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supportcommand 17

I know that. People do shower at the gym though.

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marmlr339 14

They don't normally here, but point taken

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ogatasan 5

You sure do got a purty mouth

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TheDrifter 23

People don't shower after workouts there? I hope the squirrel man is there to save him from his local nasty Nate.

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kamikrazy 6

I think the better advice would be "don't shower"

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Soloman212 28

41- and what?? End up with mild under their fat rolls? No thanks.

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TBelle4Ever 15

71, OP could shower at home... Just like Perdix said.

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ittsdann 6

Op- I don't think being jumped is going to be the issue.

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rich443 22

your buthole before prison . your buthole after prison 0

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TheGianaJinx 0

I wouldn't have ran. My knees would have buckled and I'd piss myself.

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jetsown08 21

Run the **** out of there before you get your liver lacerated by OG Mudbone.

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CaptainDoorknob 7

Who would want to be reminded of prison?

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awkward_gothlady 32

My thoughts exactly. This guy must be pretty twisted if he WANTS to be reminded of prison. Either that, or he has a bizarre sense of humor and wanted to scare OP and that was the best random bullshit he could come up with.

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trellz17 19

I think you better leave.

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biggestfan23 11

And make sure he's in front of you at all times. He could surprise you from behind...literally

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FreakoHolm 6

Your profile pic made your comment so much betrer

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Welshite 39

Tell him he should start wearing all pink; the better to tap into his feminine side.

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BulldogHoops 14

He might as well write a formal request for a kicking of ass if he does that.

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Welshite 39

I wasn't writing that comment for OP's benefit; I was writing it for the bystanders. I would love to see that confrontation as a spectator.

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gc327072 30

Yea, I'd love to see an ass-kicking as well.

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j_cat187 19

Do that and he might tap into your feminine side, with his penis.

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agonydrum 7

Just because he was in prison doesn't mean he's a tough guy, he could be a bitch

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SetoAyumi 7

Better make a run for it OP. At least while you still can. :(

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onlychildFTW 33

But when you run, run with your butt facing away from him.

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TotalWin 0

I don't think being jumped is what you have to worry about. It gets lonely in prison.

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octopussperm125 18

Cuz he used to **** little boys like u in prison bitch, and if u were there, u may be spending alot of time on ur knees if u ask dumb questons like taht

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court_f 8

Motivation to work out harder...? This way you won't be afraid of being jumped, you can take em! Lol

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octopussperm125 18

It will strengthen his muscles in his rectum so he may be better prepared for big bob's "encounter" with his asshole

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SonOfAMitch 14

Take them? Sure.... if you mean take a dick up your ass.

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kenbarbz72 0

You're gonna get fat man slammed if you don't hurry your tiny ass out of there.

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