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By bacon lovers worst nightmare - 26/09/2012 06:57 - United States - San Diego

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

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By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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By Username - 25/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 21:30

Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML

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By PolarBear2020 - 03/01/2022 22:59

Today, I was informed by a supermarket employee that yet another product that I loved to eat has been discontinued, due to low sales. FML

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By Fried. - 14/05/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML

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By raybandy - 24/01/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

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By sweatstreaks - 16/09/2011 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 07:24 - United States - Duncannon

Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML

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Melissa92_fml 13

Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:58

2012 really is the year that the world ends. :(

stilldrunk88 6

Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:58

Noooooo!!!!!!!!

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joethebiden 8

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:08

Stockpiling time, motherfuckers. You'll have to grab your bacon from my cold dead hands.

alycion 38

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:24

And everyone's cholesterol gets just a bit better.

afropuffjake 9

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:42

This is how the apocalypse starts. Some scientists said that shortages and whatnot would make us start to act irrationally which eventually would translate to a zombie-like state. I guess we all WILL be craving meat... But rather, BAACOOOOOOOON!!!!!

Sir_Loin257 4

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:45

Only one way to solve this... We must start cloning pigs!

Mjfalcon 8

Wednesday 26 September 2012 20:33

199, I must say that I very much enjoy your profile pic. Two of the greatest things ever.

Wii624 5

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:46

More like FOL (F*ck our lives!)

elinachka 7

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:47

Epic Meal Time's fault -.-

mrirish1995 5

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:53

OH GOD WHY?

berryblizzard 11

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:57

I'm vegetarian so haha :)

kenoswild 14

Wednesday 26 September 2012 17:01

it's the end of pigkind as we know it.....

ElishaisSexy2016 9

Wednesday 26 September 2012 17:08

I just lost a piece of my soul....

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