By junkie - 18/12/2012 18:28 - Belgium - Antwerp

Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
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PlaiPie 11

The moral of this story is: Never buy gifts for people

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

You must have been high on something to think that that would work out. ...wait.

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kingsian 15

Say you took it back to the store because of how she acted

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Kaerunoutof 3

What's the weed stash? Is it marijuana and legal?

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Rachaelc23 8

Maybe buying a dictionary along with it would help as well...

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Wayne913 13

I don't care that you do pot, but why do you have to buy her expensive jewelry? Just buy her something nice that is small enough to fit in the bag.

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buddy64 5

ok i have never tried it, i do NOT do drugs.. but put it in 5-10 bags so it doesnt smell and take out a dresser drower and tape it to the back amd slide the drower back into the slot.. :-)

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LeCielNousAide 7

Or just get a smell proof container from a smoke shop. That's what my boyfriend has and it cost less than $5

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LeCielNousAide 7

Couldn't you just get something not expensive and say you were hiding it in that bag? More of a surprise that way anyway.

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bren111010 1

You dont have to buy her expensive jewelry just say that's the bag you decided to hide it in

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sssnaaple 7

Ydi... Why would you put something you want to hide in something that attracts others attention

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