By junkie - 18/12/2012 18:28 - Belgium - Antwerp

Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
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PlaiPie 11

The moral of this story is: Never buy gifts for people

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

You must have been high on something to think that that would work out. ...wait.

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photogodess 13

That's pretty funny. Thanks for that :)

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Obey_StudBoii 23

All I can say here is cut your habit. Think of your health. I've been sober for 2 yrs and it was the best decision I made.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Hey #122 don't be such a jerk.

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robo_thunder 13

Buy normal priced jewelry, put it in a box from that expensive store. They usually give out those boxes for free if you ask.

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xviii_jorja 10

If you can afford to buy yourself weed, presumably you can afford to purchase a loving member of your family a nice piece of jewellery for Christmas... Which is much more justified.

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Sir_drink_alot 20

Yes because weed is so dreadfully expensive, the occasional joint wont hurt her.

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stephissilly 18

no you don't, the present could be stored In that bag but not necessarily have to be from the name of the shop that's written on the bag. if she says anything you just say that you put it in a bag from different store (the jewellery store) to fool her :D

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capnbzarr 43

No, you just have to buy her a gift that fits in that bag.

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tawer 5

Why did you have an empty jewelry bag?

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arizona_vz 12

just dont do anything...on christmas, when she asks about it...just tell her that you lied and didnt want her looking though your stuff..shell be mad but itll be funny x)

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jujubunni5 9

Just get her something cheap and rap it in expensive jewelry stuff then it'll be like a bad joke

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