Miscellaneous: Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery...

By junkie - 18/12/2012 18:28 - Belgium - Antwerp

Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By karmaquestionmark - 20/11/2012 02:04 - United States - Silverton

Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML

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By Pissed.Off.Mom. - 06/10/2016 05:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML

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Where is it?

By beezybees - 20/02/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML

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Old dog, new tricks

By Anonymous - 25/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML

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Who do you take me for?

By pandaboo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML

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The cheek!

By Anonymous - 01/06/2014 16:36 - Germany - Ammerndorf

Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML

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Lock him up

By Homelesssoon - 07/10/2022 22:00 - United States

Today, I visited a friend’s house. He has a vast collection of Cartier bracelets. Being strapped for cash and starving, I stole one of them when he wasn’t looking, thinking he wouldn’t notice one missing. I went to pawn the bracelet. It’s fake. Rent’s due tomorrow. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By Ambar - 15/02/2010 17:02 - Canada

Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML

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PlaiPie 11

Wednesday 19 December 2012 0:06

The moral of this story is: Never buy gifts for people

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Wednesday 19 December 2012 0:08

You must have been high on something to think that that would work out. ...wait.

Comments

hornyunicorny 2

Wednesday 19 December 2012 6:06

Buy jewelry. Wash bag. Put less expensive jewelry in bag. Done!

omart3 6

Wednesday 19 December 2012 6:06

Or even better, you could just give her the actual weed!

JAMSM 6

Wednesday 19 December 2012 7:21

Listen. I won't say stop smoking weed, I don't approve of it, but hey, you gotta admit, this one's your fault. If you didn't smoke weed, you wouldn't be in this predicament. Anyway, have fun getting high and try not to hurt yourself doing stupid shit.

LAND_oF_5RiVERs 2

Wednesday 19 December 2012 7:22

Cannabis is not a drug, you have just been brainwashed into thinking so.

JAMSM 6

Thursday 20 December 2012 8:41

You are an idiot. Though you are right, cannabis itself is no drug, however, THC is, and weed has a shit-ton of that. As for the brainwashed part, NO, JUST NO. If someone wanted to brainwash the masses, there are much more effective ways to do it than anything in place currently. Psy warfare is not videos in middle school, videos in middle school don't do shit, now shut your trap until you can say something that isn't a load of horseshit.