Miscellaneous: Today, I hugged my dad. Since I don't hug him very much, he was...

By teentee401 - 07/07/2014 17:04 - United States - Canonsburg

Today, I hugged my dad. Since I don't hug him very much, he was confused. When I pulled away from him, smiling, he slapped me, saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was "up to something." FML

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teentee401 36

Tuesday 8 July 2014 2:57

Nope, I'm pretty sure that isn't it since I'm a girl.

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laurenlovesjb 20

Monday 7 July 2014 23:20

Well now we know why you don't hug your dad very often...

awesomeamandas 37

Monday 7 July 2014 23:24

"why are you squeezing me with your body?"

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magikarpsmurfs 19

Monday 7 July 2014 23:32

We call that "tough love". It's okay op he'll come around. He knows you love him.

boostedc 24

Monday 7 July 2014 23:33

You should hug him more often :)

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 7 July 2014 23:36

Actually, op is not up to something, it's the dad who is up to something and suspects op knows he is up to something. Up to something.

SiRiSpartan 12

Monday 7 July 2014 23:37

What were you up to?

JBChristian 47

Monday 7 July 2014 23:54

OP has grown and is now up to over their dad's head.

lulinator 40

Monday 7 July 2014 23:38

My dad hates when I hug him, and I do it multiple times every time I see him. But at least he doesn't punch me.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 7 July 2014 23:39

Up to showing some love to your father...so in a way you were

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 7 July 2014 23:39

Well that sucks hope your dad mellows out

_madisonsierra_ 7

Monday 7 July 2014 23:45

what does OP mean?

ThomasBombadil 31

Monday 7 July 2014 23:46

Original Poster

cadillacgal79 32

Tuesday 8 July 2014 1:50

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Tuesday 8 July 2014 2:08

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RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 8 July 2014 2:42

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RoseBlack123 37

Tuesday 8 July 2014 5:11

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Gestpacho88 12

Tuesday 8 July 2014 8:43

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Friday 8 August 2014 0:02

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corn_flake 19

Monday 7 July 2014 23:56

What could you possibly be up to by hugging him? lol

katina1236 20

Monday 7 July 2014 23:56

I don't hug my dad very often either, and when I do he always asks me what I want now.

MrsFlowers 9

Tuesday 8 July 2014 4:44

That's how my Dad is.. haha

skywish02 4

Tuesday 8 July 2014 12:20

But at least he doesn't slap you...

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