By egged - 08/07/2014 01:41 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I have a really high fever and my sister thought I was hot enough to fry an egg on. So I'm lying in bed now, still terribly feverish, but smelling of the egg she cracked on my back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 316
You deserved it 3 648

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I'll take an order of scrambled please! Is it possible to get bacon with that?

Try make it to the bathroom & take a nice cold refreshing shower. It'll cool you down from the fever plus rid the egg smell :) hope you feel better soon OP!

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Life_is_FML 22

Perhaps OP's sister was just trying to compliment her (hotness)

I'll take an order of scrambled please! Is it possible to get bacon with that?

triplebeerox 27

#22 That song cracks me up! "How you like your eggs girl? Fried or fertilized?"

Try make it to the bathroom & take a nice cold refreshing shower. It'll cool you down from the fever plus rid the egg smell :) hope you feel better soon OP!

Chibitalia180 6

Just make sure you don't accidentally cook eggs in your hair! :)

Karenezzy 20

I would've never thought about doing such thing. Pretty clever!

sexyboi1985 27
lil_miss_simran 15

how old is your sister? sorry about the egg

How old was the egg? Sorry about your sister

Depending on how old OPs sister is, I'm sure we can make some sort of egg-ception about this incident.

badluckalex 23

you just laid there? take a shower... then, when youre feeling better, get your sister back by farting bare ass in her face while she sleeps. problem solved!

Axel5238 29

I'd say Vaseline on the toilet seat, if they are in a hurry to put it's great when the slide off the toilet.

Omg #13 I've never heard of that one. That's a good revenge prank!