By C.Neyy - 21/02/2010 07:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
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L0lCney 0

He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/

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bambiibaby 0

Actually... Its "stop! right there! You're in my private square R-A-P-E get your penis out of me! Rape *clapclapclapclap* rape! *Clapclapclapclap*

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T0tallyDan 0

it's not rape if you hit the wall first

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dingle1673 0

haha...I wish the OP would push herself onto the couch and read these comments to explain what happened. but yeah, I'm pretty sure this is fake, also

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Jazzalyn 10

I'm sorry. I had to lol. I know rape isn't funny. But pretend-rape? Seriously. I'm not even sure how that works...

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tessa0594 2

I don't think it was "pretend rape" I think he jokingly started humping her, and messing with her. As if he ment to push her over...

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ShadowBitch99 2

1. You liked him, it should'a been good for you. 2. It's not rape if you like it. (and you know you kinda did) 3. If you say surprise it's not rape, it's a gift.

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