By C.Neyy - 21/02/2010 07:04 - United States

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Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
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He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/

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flashback.miss 28

lolz did u spin u round and slobber down your boobies? thats hawt.

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Nuahavizu 17

Er.... WHY do you like him? He sounds like a total knight in shining armour >.>

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magerlok 0

lol..sounds really awkward

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Helloweentonite 0

Are u sure he wasn't serious on the rape part?

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upintheorange 5

no no don't touch me there that is my no-no square r-a-p-e r-a-p-e r-a-p-e RAPE!

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jerilynski 9

lolol, how do you pretend rape someone. puhlease, that's hilarious.

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Jazzalyn 10

I'm actually wondering the same thing. How DO you fake-rape someone?

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sexygummybear13 0

what the ****

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