By C.Neyy - 21/02/2010 07:04 - United States

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Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
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L0lCney 0

He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/

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markusabcdef 0

what a prick. I suggest you kick him in the happy sacks.

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SaraBeara11 0

Its not rape if u enjoy lol !!

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spicy7777 0

u know if u stick ur finger in someones bellybutton for 20 seconds its considerd rape

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Overtheskii 0

it's not rape if you want it ;-)

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jaimienicolee 0

hahaha whoever that guy is should be embarassed. what a fail.

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michelleyily 0

"Stop! Don't touch me there. This here (outlines pelvic region) is my private square. R-A-P-E get your penis out of me! Rape. Rape.

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Devonta2008 0

Where were you guys for him to have to pretend to rape you? In public??? That's like a huge gap of information you forgot to tell.... And, did he tell you later on after this incident that he was pretending, or are you just assuming? Cuz seriously, this would be an awesome joke if you included those important details!

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FingerTips 0

haha he probably freaked out and didnt know what he was doing XD

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