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By Matt - 12/08/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML

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You deserved it 2 691

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Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 20:37 - United States - North Bend

Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML

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Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 04:00

Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML

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By Travis - 12/02/2023 06:00 - Poland - Polska

Today, I found out after 6 months in basic training that my wife of 3 years was playing the long game to scam me. She took me for 25k while I was away, then left me for a homeless meth head. I've been "getting divorced" now longer than we had been happily married. FML

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hannahtaskey 9

Friday 12 August 2011 9:22

Some family you've got there. Sorry OP. :(

Kypopz 9

Friday 12 August 2011 9:21

It'll come back to them.

Comments

n_epic_fail 14

Friday 12 August 2011 9:55

u waited until u caught her a second time?? that bitch would be living at super 8 enjoy her unemployment check and just signed divorce papers the minut I finished kicking that other basterds ass... but u know, that's just me >.<

IndigoPisces 0

Friday 12 August 2011 10:00

Leave anyway. You don't need that in your life.

dreamering 16

Friday 12 August 2011 10:03

You should be patient until you'll catch her for the 15th time, and then you'll have a valid reason to divorce her.

ImInABox 6

Friday 12 August 2011 10:06

..eats carrot.. Hey doc.

0pt1mus 6

Friday 12 August 2011 10:36

If you're gonna try to quote something at Least make it right....... It's " what's up doc".

MrXerxes5 6

Friday 12 August 2011 10:07

yeah, but if she's hot OP you're ******. She can bag her self one of 'em rich doctors that isn't still paying off loans. Ijs. Lol

bccaper 3

Friday 12 August 2011 10:09

you need to buy yourself a new family dude, yours sucks!

Beck2209 0

Friday 12 August 2011 10:37

Dump her old ass.

fmlsaresofunnyy 8

Friday 12 August 2011 10:38

You deserve better!! Don't listen to your family, and dump her sorry ass. :)

shootintacos 0

Friday 12 August 2011 15:50

hey.

gbreck 0

Friday 12 August 2011 10:44

props to her! really takes skill to mooch off of a husband who just happens to be a doctor... (still waiting on that sarcasm font)

MaloPero 4

Friday 12 August 2011 10:48

yes, because you "can't emotionally survive" without her cheating. family can be sometimes really stupid. you should have dumped her after first time. dump her and find better one:)