By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
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mclauren29 22

Whether or not she was joking, your poor girlfriend was put in a really awkward situation. FYL and hers

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IconicLemon 8

Ouch. I hope your girlfriend stays long enough to see an apology from your mum.

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SexyQueen0905 24

I think this is more of an FHL for your poor girlfriend. I hope your mom was able to play it off as a joke or something, because that's gotta hurt.

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Voldy_fml 16

I feel really bad for the girlfriend, actually!

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Acik91 26

Ouch... I really hope it's just a matter of short hair and not an actual masculine look, because that'd be something that could be shrugged off. Anyway, it's not that easy to tell apart boys from girls these days in some cases, and it works both ways. Still, your mom was very inconsiderate, OP.

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saksxalmo 20

Nothing wrong with androgyny. I used to be mistaken for a guy a lot when I had shorter hair. It's not really a big deal unless you take it as an insult.

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MKProcks 13

Oh no. that was really insulting for your girlfriend.

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DocBastard 38

Are you sure she's a girl? Is her name Lola? Lo-lo-lo-lo-Lola?

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WeAreRisen 6

Hope we get the story behind that new picture soon, Doc!

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dancinwookie 21

"Well I'm not the world's most masculine man But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man And so is Lola..." Dammit, last time I had that song in my head it was there for a solid week.

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hama806 19

Doc's picture appears to be an image of an abdominal CT scan. Am I correct?

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smilequeed0222 7

Your poor girlfriend :(

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DespairFaction 11

Sorry man. When I introduced my first gf to my mom the first thing she asked was if she knew how to put a condom on.

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Enslaved 36

Was she "Pat" from Saturday Night Live? With some people, you just can't tell their gender. I always look at their hands. Guys' ring fingers are usually longer than their index finger. :P

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dustyb90 4

I don't date manly looking girls lol.

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KiRaKaT 9

Maybe she's not manly looking just has short hair and doesn't have 10lbs of makeup on

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twinkiefeets 17

Well goody for you, however we were talking about OP.

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zero91 4

i like boyish girls . they turn me on

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TallMist 32

Looks don't matter to me.

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