Animals: Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house,...

By HM - 16/04/2015 13:10 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML

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By LC - 23/01/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I invited this guy I fooled around with over to "hang out". He's "en route", so I start to make my bed only to find my cat thought this was the best time to tell me she's sick by throwing up in my bed. I only have one set of linen. FML

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By iliku - 01/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML

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Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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Alexa, play "You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties" by Jona Lewie

By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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Pantie thief

By Anonymous - 22/11/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 04:37 - New Zealand - Albany

Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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Queen_bee1234 21

Thursday 16 April 2015 18:46

Definitely not the pussy he wanted to see.

Clevelandians 17

Thursday 16 April 2015 18:46

Maybe it turned him on... I'm not are we went far enough into the story for this to be an FML. Unless you had poop stains. FYL if you had poop stains.

Comments

vikky538 28

Thursday 16 April 2015 18:59

Your cat is naughty. If that guy understands it as a booty call then you are on feast today. We would love a follow up on this

JuliaaNoelle 26

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:01

Cats are beautiful, amazing, diabolical creatures.

Kristen320 21

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:04

This is why cats are the spawn of Satan.

Evil_Jester 17

Thursday 16 April 2015 21:41

True that,!!!

Speedy1979 13

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:06

Cats do unusual things like that .

tygerarmy 35

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:08

Damn that dirty pussy.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 17 April 2015 3:22

clean it up with Orbits(tm)

bleedingglitter 24

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:11

Oh no... I bet they were your pair of granny panties too. The ones you wear on laundry day.

Tom925 8

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:14

At least he didn't try to snag them and stick them in his pocket.

hunterluv1 20

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:19

if kitty doesn't approve, it mustn't continue.

FrostyNipz19 12

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:19

time for the cat to go the way of Ole yeller

drowningfishy 5

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:27

That's when you look him dead in the eyes, after all it can't get worse, and say "This is not how I wanted you to see my panties... But while we're on the subject there's another pussy I would like you to see.: