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By iliku - 01/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML

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By OMGraven - 19/02/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2017 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I slept naked after a great night together. I awoke to a sharp pain in my penis and found our cat trying a new scratching post. FML

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By Dog Person Now - 31/05/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By tornkhakis - 24/02/2014 07:20 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML

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By HM - 16/04/2015 13:10 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML

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By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

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By injuredwifelady - 23/02/2016 08:23 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was sleeping peacefully with my cat sweetly snuggling my legs under the covers. My husband dutch-ovened her, and she shredded my calves as she rushed to escape. FML

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Kevin Kennedy 5

Saturday 1 June 2019 2:39

They are just pads, I don’t see the issue Unless he is grossed out or whatever by knowing you get periods, then he needs a serious wake up call

nature_girl_08 14

Saturday 1 June 2019 6:15

My cat literally did that the other day. My hubby was not amused.

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Kevin Kennedy 5

Saturday 1 June 2019 2:39

They are just pads, I don’t see the issue Unless he is grossed out or whatever by knowing you get periods, then he needs a serious wake up call

nature_girl_08 14

Saturday 1 June 2019 6:15

My cat literally did that the other day. My hubby was not amused.

thelittlem 15

Saturday 1 June 2019 14:00

my dog once did that. except it wasn't pads but tampons in very colourful wrappers.

Yudith 24

Saturday 1 June 2019 15:21

Well, it is comfier than rose petals and it protects the bedsheets.

ojosRojos 28

Saturday 1 June 2019 15:40

Omg my dog does that, sooo gross!

ojosRojos 28

Saturday 1 June 2019 15:47

Were they new or used? That makes a verrry big difference in this story. Hopefully new!

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