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By CandlesSuck - 02/11/2009 03:44 - Canada

Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
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Shadow_vamp_503 2

Ouch...painful. Still, it could have been worse. The burn could have been somewhere else...

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forgettingsunday 0

40- thats not even relevant.... and thats potter puppet pals, not chamber of secrets.

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illy88 0

damn thts a bust..as long as ur gf loves u..lol

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TenebrificTurtle 0

Did she rub it for good luck?

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idrivefast 0

You're from NS eh. I hope I go to school with you so I can see your battle wound.

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polico_wolf 0

This isnt related but... I must find whoever wrote "Today, i was sitting on the counter with my two friends. One of them threw a fry at me and I thought it was a bicycle. I fell back and died. FML" TELL ME WHO YOU ARE SO WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS

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blo0_starZz 0

LOLOLOL! :DD i wanna b ur bffs D': psht, my life smells lyk PIE! in ur F A C E S >:D

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semisanity 0

And you seriously didn't think to put your head IN the water to extinguish the flames? YDI for being stupid

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Moonstarmist 0

You do know that hair burns pretty fast, right?

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semisanity 0

Never really checked, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't take that long to dunk your head in the bathtub after you find out your hair is on fire.

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jollyjam1 2

Back to the minor leagues with you boy. Amateur.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

"I fell into a burning ring of fire. I fell down, down, down and the flames went higher. And it burns, burns, burns..."

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iGreen_Day 0

The ring of fire, the ring of fire :) oeyyy! OP hasn't specified their gender, so I'm assuming your're a guy here. Shave your head. If you're a butch lesbian, shave your head.

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perdix 29

You should go downtown and ask the local merchants if they want to buy the ad space on the back of your head. You probably can get some good money because people will be staring at your hole all day long. Might as well use it to generate some ad revenue.

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