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By CandlesSuck - 02/11/2009 03:44 - Canada

Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend asked me to straighten her hair while she did her makeup, even though I’ve never straightened hair before. I burned a length of it off, because I had no idea what I was doing. It’s super obvious from the back, but she’s gone out already. I’m a dead man when she gets home. FML

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By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2010 04:41 - United States

Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML

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Trash the lot

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 16:00

Today, I was sleeping with my girlfriend on my parents' bed naked, just to wake up to find out she got her period, on fresh, new sheets they bought the other day. As I finished scrubbing it and cleaning, she accidentally left a burning cigarette on the sheets so now it has a burn hole too. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

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Romantic moves

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend with breakfast in bed. Instead, I spilled hot coffee all over her and the bed. We ended up spending the morning doing laundry instead of cuddling. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, my friends and I were hanging out when we thought it would be cool to set off a few fireworks. Nothing burns quite like the hair on the left side of your head. FML

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By Burny - 12/10/2017 16:00

Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML

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Monday 2 November 2009 8:59

Ouch...painful. Still, it could have been worse. The burn could have been somewhere else...

forgettingsunday 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 1:53

40- thats not even relevant.... and thats potter puppet pals, not chamber of secrets.

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jonny2x4 0

Monday 2 November 2009 18:42

Why are you doing it it the bathtub? It looks cool in movies, but is very uncomfortable IRL. That's what bedrooms are for.

owtom78 0

Monday 2 November 2009 19:23

My worst fear ever. I am sorry :/ Although at least it wasn't your whole head right?

Greenyz 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:06

At least you have this wonderful anecdote to tell anyone who asks about it.

fatherpunk 1

Monday 2 November 2009 21:43

Aww, that was sweet. :3 I don't get how you could of deserved it...

Vindii 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 18:24

Most predictable FML ever, but I do have one question. Did you ask your girlfriend why she didn't say anything when she saw your hair on fire?

DisposableHeroes 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 2:24

Well maybe if they were making out before they got to the "next part" she had her eyes closed and didn't see the fire.

Professor59 2

Tuesday 3 November 2009 22:32

Gosh I wish my life sucked as much as yours. Wait - yours doesn't sound so bad at all.

izabella_fml 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 4:28

aww thats such a sweet thing 2 do 4 ur gf sorry it ended badly tho :P :(

x__fallen 6

Monday 18 January 2010 1:31

This is the sweetest FML I've heard ): naaw.

stephaMEhehe 4

Monday 27 June 2011 15:00

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :( ur so sweet!!!! i wish i had a boyfriend who would plan something like that for me. ur girlfriend's so lucky. and yeah fyl xD