Today, I joined a dating site to help my social life in the town... - FML

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By This Chick - 28/07/2017 09:32

Today, I joined a dating site to help my social life in the town I moved to. After 8 hours at my job I come home and check if I got any matches. Good news - I had 8. Bad - all but one were women. 2 of whom asked to meet. I'm a woman. And straight. So were they. I'm so needy for friends I agreed. FML

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Callyn 47

Saturday 29 July 2017 22:01

So you, a straight woman, are going out to meet two other straight women because you want to befriend each other? Isn't that better than not having friends?

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Callyn 47

Saturday 29 July 2017 22:01

So you, a straight woman, are going out to meet two other straight women because you want to befriend each other? Isn't that better than not having friends?

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