Today, I just made my first investment in the stock market, I... - FML

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By leogs23 - 04/02/2021 09:30

Today, I just made my first investment in the stock market, I bought $900 worth of dogecoins I’m scared. FML

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juggalo2 20

Monday 8 February 2021 8:50

Cryptocurrencies and stocks are different asset classes. If you don't know the difference between a stock and a cryptocurrency, you had better stick to passive or managed investment.

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juggalo2 20

Monday 8 February 2021 8:50

Cryptocurrencies and stocks are different asset classes. If you don't know the difference between a stock and a cryptocurrency, you had better stick to passive or managed investment.

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