Intimacy: Big night

Big night

By mybad7 - 15/09/2009 08:13 - Australia

Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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Queasy

By ohdeardarling - 14/06/2009 13:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else had left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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By Holymoly - 14/01/2009 21:10 - Netherlands

Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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Heartless swine

By Anonymous - 15/09/2015 05:56 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML

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requieminadream 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:54

Wait until you old enough to stop calling urine "wee."

MoonyIce 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:32

Good god, YDI. Know your limits, jeez.

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MoonyIce 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:32

Good god, YDI. Know your limits, jeez.

Gorsbug823 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 7:07

ydi for saying wee

TheGMan 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:41

guess she didn't get dumped

Turfin 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:29

pee'd?

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:49

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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saunder 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 17:16

too bad, try it again tonight! (without the drinking, its much better)

idgaf77 0

Monday 21 September 2009 18:28

ur a *** seriously im sik of all this religous bull shit its a personal opinion for u i get that... sweet dnt av sex b4 marrage then but *** off with the tellin other ppl not to do it its just fuking anoying

luvdatglitter 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 6:29

agreed

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

Tuesday 1 June 2010 8:55

at least he didn't take advantage of her

Bladian 5

Wednesday 7 March 2012 22:07

Defile? Shut up jackass.

BBoureaux 8

Monday 21 May 2012 14:23

To basically translate 31's comment... @3, it's fine that YOU want to wait until marriage, but you don't need to tell OP that what she has decided to do with her body is wrong. "Defile"? Come on. You sound silly to everyone. Also, waiting until marriage is not "healthier" in any medical terms, assuming the person that you're having sex with is free of disease.