By Ouchhh - 25/05/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML
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Jimboom 11

So instead of feeling like a prick for breaking your mom's plant you felt the prick for saving it. I hope for your sake it wasn't one of those cacti with the ultra-fine thorns in it. Those are the worst to get out!

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Mr_Zachary 0

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LilAfo 4

buh u cared to comment anyway ;) Dafp :/

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Mr_Zachary 0

how else will they know that i don't care? o_O

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Mr_Zachary 0

why do you care if i care about that or not? what if i care that you might not care about me caring or not caring about caring about it? o_O

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sourgirl101 28

Just wanted you to know I cared enough to write Bravo. That was fun to read.

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Jimboom 11

So instead of feeling like a prick for breaking your mom's plant you felt the prick for saving it. I hope for your sake it wasn't one of those cacti with the ultra-fine thorns in it. Those are the worst to get out!

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RedPillSucks 31

I see what you did there...

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bugmenot1 1

"Today, this jackass almost knocked me off the window, but he saved me at the last moment. I gave him some thorns, just to be safe. MLIG"

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perdix 29

What the hell is a "cactius?" (That's the singular of "cactii.") So, now you know how annoying it can be getting stuck by a little prick. Now you know how your ex-gf's felt and why you live with your mom.

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Rawr1918 4

Wow, I flinch everytime I think about it!

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