By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 15:21 - United Kingdom

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Today, I learned that a spontaneous romantic gesture of arriving home early with flowers and wine is not welcome when your wife is busy having sex with your brother. FML
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Nykaen 0

Dude... Leave her, she is worthless. And disown your brother... No man should ever do that to family.

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shotlilaussie 0

i wont have these problems wen i get married i hav a sister unless my wife becomes a lesbo

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lady307 0

"spontaneous romantic gesture" luv it! but that sux bro!

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athos1237 4

I feel your pain on this bro. No word strong enough to disparage either of these two in English, Spanish, or any other language available to me. That is the worst FML I've read on here.

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emshilie 0

that is a real FML ^_^ that totally sucks. Im really sorry :[

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German_Guy 0

I would murder my brother if he did that. Then again, you probably shouldn't do that. I would send him to the hospital though. Make sure he loses some of his eye-sight.

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Antivirus_fml 0

OP, divorce your wife & then leave them (your ex-wife & brother) forever, thats the best for you & them.

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looking_glass 0

Shit man...yell the hell out of your brother and disown him basically. Don't act sick and "kill" him. Your wife is not good and your brother isn't good...thats horrible. DIVORCE.

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