By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 15:21 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I learned that a spontaneous romantic gesture of arriving home early with flowers and wine is not welcome when your wife is busy having sex with your brother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 130 238
You deserved it 5 454

Same thing different taste

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Nykaen 0

Dude... Leave her, she is worthless. And disown your brother... No man should ever do that to family.

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fantasy_ 0

im sorry :'( ur wifes a ***** btw

Dear OP, Heartfelt/Wry FYL. Similar thing happened to myself with a girlfriend of a year(living together, dual accounts; maybe a few months from proposing) and my best friend since kindergarten(family for all intents and purposes). I really only clearly remember going into the kitchen, getting a bottle of wine & an opener, then going into my office and calling a moving company, then his girlfriend of two years. Then smoking/drinking the rest of the day away watching BBC business news. Next day, all of the above were out of my life and it... really actually sucks. My advice: you'll have just as many questions regarding your 'guilt' in this as they'll both have justifications for it 'just' happening. Dispel all and move on asap; there's no time for this nonsense! Simply put, with people- you just never know.

lmao. when i first read this, i read it as she was busy having sex with her brother. i was like WOW. INCEST. but still, fyl nonetheless. have sex with her sister?

It takes two people to make this type of mistake. They are both family and neither of them should have betrayed him. And how do you know who flirted with who? You don't know these people. You don't know what happened between his wife and brother. Let's just leave it at this: it's both the wife and brother's fault. OP has married the wrong person, and is stuck with a sad excuse for a brother.

aww thats so sad, defo dump the ***** and shame your brother.

evangldbrg 0

In the words of Bill Engvall: I believe that guns don't kill people...husbands that come home early do

Welcome to the reality man. Guys like us who are nice, romantic and even spontaneous at times are the ones that get screwed over by chicks. Even though the entire media tries to **** us over by showing how women always want these qualities in men, its all a bullshit propaganda. They need men like us as "fallback" resorts but want to **** around with other assholes out there. Its the truth. Very less women actually want what we men believe they want. To hell with your wife, shes probably gonna cheat on the next person shes with anyways. You should never forgive your brother for this either, what kind of a brother is he? Asswipe. Go out and seek girls that deserve you, they ARE out there.

fucklifeee 0

You make all women seem so horrible. I like good guys:(

Like #136 said, not all girls are like that. Some of us actually like nice guys and enjoy being with them just fine. Not all girls are manipulators. Maybe you're just a bad judge of character when you become infatuated with someone. Girl manipulators are sometimes more obvious than guy manipulators (to those around them), and usually your friends will be able to tell if you're being used like that. Either way, FYL OP. I hope things work out for you (whatever you decide to do).