By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 15:21 - United Kingdom

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Today, I learned that a spontaneous romantic gesture of arriving home early with flowers and wine is not welcome when your wife is busy having sex with your brother. FML
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Nykaen 0

Dude... Leave her, she is worthless. And disown your brother... No man should ever do that to family.

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chr1is 0

well of course she wouldn't appreciate it that is pretty crap though

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fucklifeee 0

I'm pretty sure your brother wins the SHITTIEST BROTHER ALIVE AWARD. Wow, that's just terrible. Shit brother, shit wife. FYL.

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panikashadows 0

Aww your sweet, your wife and brother...not so much. I believe it is time for a little thing we call divorce and being pissed at your brother, don't you?

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Arabian_Dude 0

bros before hoes MY ASS !!! am sorry dude for what happend your bro is a backstabber and your wife is a total BITCH !! divorce that that bitch kick her on the streets and your bro tell your whole family members who he really is a dog and a backstabber ,, and dont kill your brother nor your wife just throw them away from you life and i hope you get thru this messed up situation and start new life cheers !!

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kewl92 0

oh my god. sorry man, that sucks so bad ://

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warhorse57 0

That does suck. Did you bang her hard after?

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Clark3 0

Ouch, fyl. Fyl indeed.

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theanonimouse 0

Well, let's turn to the good Lord for an answer to this situation: And LO, the LORD hath said: "And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death." Either that or they're childless. I'm not sure which one. ("And if a man shall take his brother's wife, it is an unclean thing: he hath uncovered his brother's nakedness; they shall be childless.")

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