By Baustigt - 28/03/2012 11:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, I learned that an inspired gardening spree is not as fulfilling as some would have us believe. One punctured hand, cactussed foot and bruised ankle later, I'm beginning to regret waking up this morning and thinking, "What the hell, I'll nuke the shit out of some weeds." FML
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DocBastard 38

**** yeah! Gardening inspires the shit out of me! That happens all the time. I wake up like, "**** you, aphids! I'm coming for you. Do you hear that, weeds? That's the sound of me coming after your sorry asses! I'm gonna pull you so ******* hard." And then I realise that I don't have a garden and I get all sad and stuff. True story.

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madelinebriana 11

Hey, at least you tried to tackle the job! Take a break and start back up later :)

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Comments

ole_sidai 4

How does one "nuke the shit out of weeds"?

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Michaelsgirl04 9

simple! You just drop bombs on them til they shit themselves! ...what? weeds can't shit? oh...well then I've got nothing

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BlesstheSilence 11

I think if you find some hella strong weed killer at Lowe's or Home Depot then it might be possible to nuke the shit outta them weeds.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Easy, all you have to do is to do genetic experiments on it until it has an anus. Then plant it on the ground on a secret North Korean test site. Then you nuke it. I tried this before when America was still testing Nuclear weapons on the surface.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Shit, I meant the USSR. Forgive me, Stalin.

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Azula272 14

If its a Legend of Zelda bomb plant the weed will nuke itself!

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loserman67 35

Been there, done that, have the blisters. I feel your pain!

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lollipop77_fml 6

When I read fml stories like this one, it makes me glad that we still have a snow covered yard! My weeding season doesn't usually start until May/June :). Soz to hear of your gardening injuries - guess the weeds nuked the shit out of you! ;)

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Brannie 4

one does not simply.. go on a gardening spree

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Cavebone 5

Next time try using gloves and wearing shoes.

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marinus_fml 19

Please don't tell me you sustained each injury in a separate instance. If you punctured your hand and kept weeding, you deserved it.

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RedPillSucks 31

Admin. Why can't we thumb up OP posts?

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ZTD09 2

+1 to OP because I can't actually +1 him.

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fernclogger 5

Attack of the plants!!!!

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jujubunni5 9

Well I'm still proud you tried. A for effort

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