By thatguy - 28/10/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I learned that girls don't like it when you pass out from carrying them to the bed. What they DO like, is telling all their friends. FML
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AngelRaven89 0

why would she tell all her friends that you carrying her made you pass out? That seems like something she would want to keep private. How exactly does one pass out from carrying someone? I don't get it! Someone clarify!

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Fontario4 2

Ummm you all assume she's fat, she's either fat, OR this guy is super weak, and that's why she is telling all her friends and thet's why he's embarrassed, that seems to make more sense.

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realxmuto 4

She probably wasn't fat at all and the guy just fainted at a bad time. Sorry man.

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lets_be_ian 5

I dont' get this one at all. he passed out while carrying her to bed? did she just happen to luck up and land on the bed at just the last second? This implies to me that some girl got dropped on her ass perhaps with a boyfriend collapsing on her just for good measure. How is she so jovial about this? I am surprised she is not bitching to all her friends about how she was going to make sweet love to her boyfriend but instead has a concussion. F Her Life

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Rijii 0

Whoa, dude, was she that heavy or are you just a wuss?

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Thhe 0

seriously, if one girl knows something, every other girl within 200 miles will know it within 24 hours.

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i_got_it 0

Either shes a fatass, or you need to grow some meat on your bones(no ****)..

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tequilabird 0

you're embarrassed because she told all her friends that you passed out after carrying her? she should me embarrassed, not you.

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the_stereotype 0

wow. that's just bitchy. she gets drunk and then makes you take her home, and then she makes fun of you? not to mention she decided that you're weak instead of accepting that she might be fat.

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nyf137 20

Where in the world did you get that she was drunk and he was taking her home???

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subcultured 0

so either you're a little girly man or you were hauling some ham beast. Either way fyl.

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turtleboy13 0

next time, instead of carrying her. Just grab a twinkie and tie it to a stick on her forhead

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