By thatguy - 28/10/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I learned that girls don't like it when you pass out from carrying them to the bed. What they DO like, is telling all their friends. FML
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AngelRaven89 0

why would she tell all her friends that you carrying her made you pass out? That seems like something she would want to keep private. How exactly does one pass out from carrying someone? I don't get it! Someone clarify!

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Fontario4 2

Ummm you all assume she's fat, she's either fat, OR this guy is super weak, and that's why she is telling all her friends and thet's why he's embarrassed, that seems to make more sense.

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kristidgranger 3

y'all all just asume she was fat, he could have passed out for various reasons! BTW girls do tell their friends stuff like that! lol.

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Prawn_fml 2

Next time, just let her carry you. Either you get a nice romantic ride, or she can't handle the burden either and you can tell all your friends. Win-win.

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yourkiddingright_fml 0

This makes no sense!

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Captain_A 0

I just signed up to say... YOU are all idiots. The reason he "passed out" was because he was drunk... clearly your all too stupid to come to this conclusion.

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jchansfan 0

OMG! You're a total ass, but you're right! That didn't even occur to me! LOL

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jchansfan 0

Oh i meant they were right that it didn't really occur to anyone, i think they were rather full of themselves insisting they "KNEW" it was 'cause the OP was drunk. :P

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DTSteinmetz 0

Either your girl is a fatass, or you're just weaksauce.

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Ninjaface 0

What they like even MORE is screwing your brains out while you're passed out. You should listen more carefully to what she's telling her friends, you might here something interesting. ;)

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Jennyyx3_ 0

YDI FOR HAVING A FAT BIG MOUTHED GIRLFRIEND!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

We don't know the girl was fat - you're just assuming that because he passed out lifting her. She could weigh 120 pounds and he could be super weak. That goes for all of you saying she's fat - quit stooping to the lows in which society has sunk by accepting only one kind of body type. It's sickening.

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