BOOM Headshot!!!

CoD basher^^^^

it most definitely does not

Ydi for having a ******.

OP, youre talking about your pubic hair, right? Shave that shit. THREE INCHES of pubic hair is a freakin jungle. Jesus, Mary mother of God. If a guy tried eating you out, he would get freakin lost in there.

20 - Are you ******* dumb? Not to mention, pubic hair doesn't even grow to be that long.

Mehh.. it was time for a haircut anyway.

23-i was being sarcastic...

yeah it does 23 idk about women but trust me it can get pretty long

Word of common sense: once the curler is stuck, TURN IT OFF. You might've been able to salvage your hair.

32- I would think the thing would still be hot for awhile after u unplug it

That must be a hair raising experience.

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. "I don't know why you are bothering. You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. Two hours passed and the professor told everyone to pass in his/her test. The late student is still furiously scribbling and eventually turns in his paper at the end of class. The professor says, "Sorry, I can't take your paper." The student asks, "Why not" The professor answers, "Because it is late." The student asks angrily, "Do you know who I am?" The professor looks at the student and shakes his head. The student yells, "Do you know who I AM?" The professor responds, "No." So the student grabs the stacks of tests, shoves his tests in the middle of the pile and nonchalantly walks off.

Wtf, stop spamming that joke. We can see it okay, ntm it is irrelevant as ****

Im NEW to FML! :D. So who wants to introduce themselves to me? :D

30- I haven't seen it. The longest I've seen is about an inch, maybe an inch and a half. The thought kind of scares me.

53- if you've ever seen thr movie Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, then you would see some pubic hair longer then 3 inches

someone's obsessed with MW2 ^^^

What does Harold & Kumar have to do with MW2? :p

55- also in Scary Movie. beauty pageant scene. lmao

i dont remember that part 55...but it does sound like something that would be in that movie. lol

Don't forget Zohan! And Steff, how much pubic hair have you seen? lol but I'm pretty sure mine gets to a good 2 1/2 inches long when I grow it out. But I am part werewolf...

lmao you responded to yourself...

Actually it was Harold and Kumar escape from guatonomal bay. (I know I butchered that name but you know what I mean)

Burn, baby, burn.

tmi Sean lolol

what the he'll does having a ****** have to do this FML???

Lmao, Zohans accent is so funny. So is his dance. But why would you let your pubic hair grow out that long? Thats nasty...

Dammit..youre right 63. (i hope im responding to the write number this time) Anti flood protection blows...

oh, my bad. i mixed those two up 64. Nice spelling by the way. xD :p

anti flood has never really bothered me. I think it's actually a good feature

67, everything. Kidd, just thought you'd like to know And KDing, i try to trim it every now and then but no one ever sees it anyway..

guantanamo bay had me in stiches. har har har har

Its only good for stopping spam. Other then that, anti flood protection is gay. It stops me from posting comments sometimes

That sucks!

well...you could buy a hooker 72...midgets are half off if you like kinky midget sex.. ;D

Not true lol. I saw on manswers that they're actually twice as much because they're more rare than your average crackhead hooker

lmfao 76. he'd have to watch out for trannies also

it was a prob a curler you have to heat up and leave in like old kind smart one

I wish anti-flood protection was increased, so you could stop posting comments altogether.

hahaha i saw that manswers episode to! Midget hookers are still half off....at least they are in my...IMAGINATIONNNN :D

ahh man. that SUUUCKKS!! that is why you PRACTICE before you use it ;)

86-You hurt my feelings :(

Why is your picture a fail? Them dogs be goin' people style!

lmao 92. Its a doggy style fail. lol

hahaha that sucks. I'd be so pissed. fyl!

whoops Debbie downer

They're just expirimenting, why can't dogs have more than one style?

hahahahahaha im not saying they cant, its just strange to see them not doing doggy style since thats their usual position

I like how 63 has 40 unconfirmed fmls posts

im pretty sure youre talking about me, 99....damn...you figured me out. Damn you! :p

brunt hair is yummy in my tummy

101... you really wanted to postal those fmls? I bet they were fake lol

23 oh yes pubic hair can get pretty long. I just googled worlds longest pubic hair and it's..*drum roll*.... 28 ******* inches!!!! D:

40? wow..

103- ummmm...no...ok..maybe they were. ****...youre right. youre a freakin psychic!! I just wanna get noticed! Gosh! :p

it's okay kingdingaling I have 27 unconfirmed ones =(

I have 3 in my previous account. I don't remember 2. the one I remember was legit

104- That is... utterly disgusting. I am scarred by the thought... Stupified- Part werewolf you say? That would be why. ;) Also, I've seen enough for me to have the opinion that it doesn't grow ridiculously long. I guess I just haven't met the right guys, then. *shudder* Dingaling - I haven't seen Harold and Kumar; never wanted to. I have seen Scary Movie, however I don't remember the scene you guys are referring to. Could it possibly have been fake, since Scary Movie is a spoof movie anyways?

Well at least im not the only one with a lot of rejected FMLs. I feel better now! :D. Mines were all fake though... : The girl that was talking about harold and kumar, well since long pubic hair scares you, dont watch the movie. lol

113- Don't get me wrong, I don't mind pubic hair. Either you maintain what you've got, or you shave it off. Whatever. BUT! The thought of it being that long just doesn't seem normal, which is why it weirds me out. Also, I wasn't planning on seeing it. :P

112- I'm pretty sure that one in particular is fake but I'm sure somewhere out there there's a female with braided pussy hair

I am incredibly late to this conversation. KingDingAling, I'm FFML or Anna and welcome to the site! Please, don't be an idiot or a fucktard, because you will not be liked and you will in turn receive a good ass chewing. Followed by a bunch of screaming 15 year old boys and girls who will attempt to make me (or whoever) look stupid. No chatting and please, if you find someone attractive, PM them. I hope this was educational! :) If you have any questions, please message me! :)

ehh. but its not like you see long ass pubic hair all the time...or maybe you do...i really wouldnt know, im just guessing. lol, but as i was saying, i agree with you about the weirded out about long pubic----Why the hell are we still talking about pubic hair? lmao

Hi Anna! :D. I might as well introduce myself...I'm Andy. By the way, thanks for the tips lol

You're welcome. I should probably tell you, you will most likely hate me, because I'm considered the "bitch" of the website. But hey, I can be your friend if you're not stupid.

What's your definition of stupid?

i duno i would think ppl dat kant spel or ppl dat type lik dis.

hahahahaha ok. I like to spell good so i doubt that ill hate you

131- Or people with extremely flawed logic with no explanation as to why they think a certain way. 133- I can spell well* Not you like to spell good.

PERFECT! I like you already. Oh, don't step on my toes either. You have a few errors in your sentence, but I'll let it slide. Everybody gets one!

134-....you like making me look bad, don't you? :p 135- lol, what would happen if i did step on your toes?

I have no problem burning all of your pants. Kidd is a liar! You must never be yourself here. :]

at the same time, kding, don't take it too seriously. it's okay to be yourself, as you already showed.

138- lol, ok. i'll avoid your toes at all times. One more thing, im not very good with sentence structure 139- i know...i feel intimidated by Anna though...

KingD- It's what I do best. I tend to point out errors that most people should know, along with flawed logic and, well, basically what FFML does. There's a few of us on here... such as OrganisedChaos, lol. Watch, he's going to comment on this just because he was mentioned. By the way, call me Steph. It's probably easier.

lmao =/ hey that was weird. you replied to comment even though it was after mine... lol or am I seeing things?

ok, i still need help with writing correctly for my english class anyways. So i would appreciate it if people do correct me! :D. Thanks Steph

LOL, there are quite a few of us here. Ignorance, Pendatik, Myself, Steph, OragnisedChaos (he's harmless though) and Ohthebloodygore. You don't have to be intimidated. If you're on my good side, I'll probably leave you alone. I'm not well liked by a large portion of the site. The people that I converse with on here are the important people, so I take what people say with a grain of salt. Corrections: *OK, *I *I *Thanks, Steph. Work on the sentence structure. It's important!

Maybe you're high 143... :p Anti Flood protection still pisses me off...grrr

before I get bashed; my* up there^

Is there 2 ffmls or am I crazy????

Well...except for the capitilizations Anna. I didnt know that "OK" had to be capatilized. So thanks anyways!

You're crazy. If there's another one out there. Find her and bring her tooooo me!!! Yes, Andy it does. You're welcome!

i think you're high 149 :p lol

"ok" was at the beginning of your sentence, though... lol

I think I'm getting the hang of this... :D

Sean, you've matured since seanreddog o.O

Andy, you're in the right place. :)

Nahh cuz I was talkin to an ffml the other day and I was like "isn't your name Anna?", and she said "no, it's Ari", so either there's two I'm crazy or u b fukkin wit me!

So...do you still always capatalize "OK"?

My name is Arianna. People on this site call me Anna and people in real life call me Ari, (with the exception of Chris) I am the same person! I hope that helps. Andy, yes you always capitalize, "OK."

156-Yay! I fit in! :D

should be "Okay"

I should stop calling people by numbers and start calling people by name. Anna, okay. Thanks again! I'm learning! :D

Andy, "fitting in" should be used loosely here. We're all here and making friends with you so that we have someone to pick on for spelling and grammar. :D

Well then how come you couldn't tell me that then instead of making me look like an idiot. Maybe you really are the fml bitch! Jk anyways I'm not in a good mood today idk why. And mfml I don't think so I'm still pretty immature,

You guys are annoying. Thanks for giving my notifications a heart attack.

I just did, stupified.

Hahaha. Thanks, that makes me feel so much better, Steph. :p

Freeze- A heart attack is a reasonable reaction to rape. Andy- Yeah, I try. :) All in good fun, brah. On the plus side, I'm either blind, or your sentence was correctly written. :P

Sean, I'm pretty sure she meant you've matured physically. she's so hitting on you =]

Freeze isn't very kind...

Andy, you should get used to Freeze. He isn't known for his hugs and kisses.

don't worry, freeze wouldn't be who he is without us.

It's cuz i wrote my sentence correctly! :D lol

noicee

Will Freeze attack me if i make spelling errors?

No, he will just tell you to die.

Hahahahahaha, that's good to know, Anna. iicaptin- :0. i know you! i kept seeing your comments on plenty of FMLs....with white dogs as your picture :p

iicaptain, you are! :D BFFL yo!

oh, an arse sighting =]

...and what exactly is "PMing"?

OP is because OPand bow OPs hair is

**** your life :D

oh ok. I'm sorry. Um...one more question...do i have to be on the website to PM?

just open a page in safari and you will never log out if you make sure you don't close the page

Okay...

even if you close the page, you'll remain logged on. now if you clear history, it's otherwise

Are you stupid or just Canadian?

yeah fyl

*Goes down the line of replies* Related to 1? No... No... No... No... *Aims a rail gun up* Boom. All thread-jackers die. Particularly 42.

*Runs away, escaping the blast* Forgive my pointless thread-jack! I'm ashamed.

It wasn't pointless! We were having a welcoming talk! :D

sorry, boopityboppity but number i was just trying to see what these new features FML has and they are pretty awesome.

Hey KingDing. I'm Jane, or TIJD. Recently I somehow unwittingly got a rep for being the "nice one." O_o Just a heads up: sometimes the moderators don't take it so well if you grump about anti-flood too often. Every now and then seems to be OK, but people have gotten moderated (ie, comments have gotten deleted) for complaining a lot. Enjoy the site!

*Waves at TIJD* If you're the "nice" one and I'm the "mean" one, why do we get along so well?

Anna - Because you're both referees. She's the peacekeeping one while you're the one that gets pissed off at the stupidity of the player.

I only added the anti flood protection part so that it would accept my comments. But anyways, hi Jane! I'm Andy :D Are you strict with the spelling also?

kingding, don't dwell on it too much.

Being the ref that gets pissed off at the stupidity isn't a bad thing.

Geiko - I didn't say it was a bad thing. They're different, but have the refereeing in common.

5t3ff1k4h - Oh, I know. I'm just saying. Sorry. D:

we learn something new everyday! unfortunately for you, you should of already known this. YDI! :)

Yeah that sucks. Once my mom left her curling iron on my brand new watch that I'd gotten for my birthday. I've no idea how *_~

I hate referees

Geiko- no worries!

knock knock Who's there? Mark Mark Who? John!

Damn it. I missed out on the introductions.

Why am I mentioned in this thread? It's Aria! Get it right people!

Better question: Why am I NOT mentioned in this thread?!Thanks Anna. I thought we were tight like spandex.

Aria, you should be ashamed! It's against the rules.

u dun goofed

Schitz, sorry you haven't been here long enough. You have to earn a spot. It's only Aria to you, Precious.

I haven't been here long either! Maybe 3 weeks before Eli. Anyways, are you insinuated that I'm precious? Thank you!

Schitzo: Andy, meet Schitzo/Eli. Eli, meet KingDing/Andy. There ya go. ;) Andy: I hang out with the grammar Nazi crowd, and I'm somewhat strict with my own grammar and spelling. I usually only correct others to make a joke, or if they're obviously over-the-stop stupid, lazy, or arrogant. I particularly enjoy correcting people who "correct" other people incorrectly. (There's something Anna and I have in common!) I also like to tease my grammar Nazi buddies now and then by pointing out typos. They get so abashed. Also, if you just wait a bit, anti-flood will let you repost without adding anything. Anna: Hm, sweet and sour? We must be tangy together. :) Actually, I think we have a lot in common, aside from the peacekeeping thing. Frankly I don't know why I'm known as nice; I've never considered myself to be particularly so. Diplomatic? Yes. Nice? Not so much. Maybe my condescension just doesn't translate online. Steff: My real name means peacemaker. :]

I haven't been here long enough?!Say WHAT?

Jane, I love reading your novels. :D

TIJD, you don't insult people. Therefore you're nice. I usually somewhat say the person is idiotic, while you just prove them wrong.

YDI for doing it wrong.

Agreed, TIJD. I used to be somewhat nicer on this site, but after awhile that changed. In all honesty, I'm not a mean person. I just love to get people riled up over the internet. Getting a rise out of people is entertaining, especially when you're bored at work. LOL, I guess the word I would used to describe you is, polite. Eli, it's OK. You'll grow just fine. It took awhile for my name to be recognized on this site. I was actually surprised when people did start recognizing me. I didn't realize how "known" I was on this site until recently. Keep up the good work, champ!

Precious- Sometimes the harsh, evil truth is necessary. :) Jane- Your parents were psychic, then.

I feel special. Everyone keeps calling me precious. :] Thank you all!

Lulz @ Eli. Yep, I'm the verbose nice one, I guess. :D I have to share that title with Cinn, though.

My kingdom for a better comment system! And an intelligent octopus, of course. This has to end.

Anna, I think you are confused. I was offended because you didn't mention me as your friend, not because you didn't mention me as a 'popular' person on the site. I appreciate the your words of wisdom, though. I'll work on that.

Holy crap you guys. I was just scrolling for a good 30 seconds to get through all of your replies to just the first comment. Y'all are intense, xD

Wait, did I mention friends? You're right, I am confused. LOL, I'm sorry. If I was referring to people I like on this site, I would have included you. I was just referring to Grammar Nazis though.

One more thing. Andy, I failed to mention a very important person in my list. Although he tried to nuke me, Boopityboppity is one of my favorite Grammar Nazis on this site. :]

I stand corrected. MY BAD.

*Looks pleased* It was a rail gun, but now I'm sated. Except for the other 45654567 unrelated comments above me.

It was just one of those days. I'm glad you're satisfied though! I feel like an arse for leaving you out in the first place! *Slaps wrist.*

FTC(curlers)....bad hair day up next!

isn't that the kind of stuff you should know before operating a cosmetic tool such as a curling iron?

FFML (I'll be calling you that since you know me), how can I be on your "the better part of the website" list? :)

I know you? I've never seen you comment.

Failure. Hahahahaha.

don't* Sorry :p

FFML y iz I not b on da lizt biotch?

Oh God... I blew it, didn't I? Is it too late to act retarded?

Nope, 288. You already succeeded.

That's what I was thinking! Most cool down pretty fast too...

your a ******* idiot, and ifyou were trying to be funny.. it wasn't. and OP if you knew it was stuck why didn't you unplugg the curling iron?

damnn

turn it off dumbass, YDIII.

I've always hated those things

This is the 185th comment, sent in as reply to #1. Now what kind of Grammar Nazi would ever break the Holy Rules?

you guys had a 49 comment discussion about pubic hair and hookers. -_-

No we didn't.

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. "I don't know why you are bothering. You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. Two hours passed and the professor told everyone to pass in his/her test. The late student is still furiously scribbling and eventually turns in his paper at the end of class. The professor says, "Sorry, I can't take your paper." The student asks, "Why not" The professor answers, "Because it is late." The student asks angrily, "Do you know who I am?" The professor looks at the student and shakes his head. The student yells, "Do you know who I AM?" The professor responds, "No." So the student grabs the stacks of tests, shoves his tests in the middle of the pile and nonchalantly walks off.

43- your pointless story made me laugh.

43= best story ever

43— Your pointless story made me hit thumbs down.

43 originality FAIL. You forgot to mention that you just described a TV ad. It's on Youtube. And it's fcking old. Cheers :)

it is when it isn't your hair but your roommate's who you just played a prank on!!!! lmfao

lmao 19, Epic Win!

I'm pretty sure any curling iron has an off switch...

lmao you are soo right

haha I can imagine this "hmmm what's cookin???"

why didnt you turn them off when you realised they were stuck?:/

Err... That last "tree" wasn't meant to be plural..

#6 ice makes it worse. She needs aloe vera

it was a joke chill out.

booooo :p anti flood suckkssssss

hahaha I get it :D

doodoo head cootie queen