Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with...

By stick - 20/10/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 345

You deserved it 172 005

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 16:06 - United States - Bellevue

Today, an old guy with a cane got up in my face for "mocking" the way he walked. In retrospect, I guess it is pretty offensive for me to have had knee surgery and still be recovering from it. My apologies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 484

You deserved it 1 428

Freakout!

By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 548

You deserved it 2 571

By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 916

You deserved it 32 433

By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 968

You deserved it 128

By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 005

You deserved it 96 591

By Faker - 16/10/2012 21:44 - United States

Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 022

You deserved it 1 669

By News-print Face Kate - 18/07/2012 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 961

You deserved it 1 879

By Sam - 03/02/2012 04:00 - Canada

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 546

You deserved it 2 667

By dammit - 23/05/2017 04:00

Today, my grandma was arrested for throwing her cane at a man who she thought was mocking her walk. That man was my boyfriend's father, who limps because of his cerebral palsy. He refuses to drop the assault charges. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 844

You deserved it 653

By mylifesucks - 10/07/2013 20:10 - United States - Ellijay

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 215

You deserved it 10 256

great_lawl 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:03

so deserved

0515_dw_090084 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:07

Pretty sure this FML should be this way: Today, this asshole was making fun of me for walking with a cane. so i had to go out of my way to beat his ass with it. A very wasted 5 seconds. FML. karma my friend. ; ]

Comments

Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 20 October 2009 21:30

You could not have deserved that more. You idiot.

Lisa89 3

Tuesday 20 October 2009 21:33

YDI. That's just harsh of you.

polico_wolf 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 21:47

I agree with everybody here.

Kristoffer 35

Tuesday 20 October 2009 21:47

I hope you do it again, and he hits you so hard you need to walk with a cane the rest of your life you insensitive douchebag.

SaintJimmy 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 21:47

Go bake yourself some cookies. You deserve them. But wait, instead of sugar, use potassium cyanide. You won't tell the difference for the first 10 seconds, and after that, it won't matter! I promise.

screwthat 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:48

like!

TheOthin 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:01

I could believe that he's dumb enough to take that advice, if he hasn't already. The world will be a better place if he does.

GLaDOSv1_09 19

Saturday 11 February 2012 6:32

Why not make it a challenge? Pour a glass of hydrochloric acid, and see how much you can drink before the glass dissolves. Oh, how silly of me. It wouldn't dissolve the glass. Well, that doesn't really matter.

Kervik 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 21:48

I agree with everyone, you are completely moronic and disrespectful.

Mikedb66 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 21:54

Speaking as someone who walks with a cane, YDI, big time.

babygraprefruit 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 21:56

I hope you get hit by a car and have to walk with a cane for the rest of your life. Then have a bunch of stupid kids follow you around all day making fun of you.