Health: Today, an old guy with a cane got up in my face for "mocking"...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 16:06 - United States - Bellevue

Today, an old guy with a cane got up in my face for "mocking" the way he walked. In retrospect, I guess it is pretty offensive for me to have had knee surgery and still be recovering from it. My apologies. FML

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By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

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By Faker - 16/10/2012 21:44 - United States

Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML

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By stick - 20/10/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

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By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 07:10 - Australia - Albert Park

Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain, when I accidentally bumped into a man. He turned and yelled, "Watch it, you clumsy, ugly bitch", to which I apologised and told him about my arthritis. He stared at me in confusion, then said, "Well, you're still ugly", and walked off. FML

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By News-print Face Kate - 18/07/2012 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

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By anon - 03/08/2016 03:28

Today, I was working at the hospital and it was very busy. Unthinking, I told a patient in a wheelchair to "sit tight" while I checked on something. He mocked me for the rest of his stay. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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Seabass_Chan 33

Thursday 24 March 2016 0:38

The elderly can be just as inconsiderate and self-absorbed as anyone else. Sorry, OP, I hope your recovery goes well.

warrenhoward42 20

Thursday 24 March 2016 0:38

you should've kicked him in his good knee

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Seabass_Chan 33

Thursday 24 March 2016 0:38

The elderly can be just as inconsiderate and self-absorbed as anyone else. Sorry, OP, I hope your recovery goes well.

mystam4 17

Thursday 24 March 2016 3:36

agreed.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Thursday 24 March 2016 4:25

When my dad was young, he passed an elderly man and waved hi to him. The man responded by beating the shit out of him with his cane. I respect my elders as much as the next person but I think some of them should learn to respect everyone else.

warrenhoward42 20

Thursday 24 March 2016 0:38

you should've kicked him in his good knee

crudeandrudeguy 29

Thursday 24 March 2016 3:22

Nah, kick out his cane while he's walking

iwillreapyou 19

Thursday 24 March 2016 16:59

I feel bad for laughing at this.

lahutchins 23

Thursday 24 March 2016 0:42

Hate it when people go in without the facts!

igg125 30

Thursday 24 March 2016 0:42

Maybe if you showed him your scar he would have showed you a scar he got back in Vietnam

whoredom 21

Thursday 24 March 2016 0:42

I guess you walked the walk a little too well. oh well, no Knee-d for hostility. Maybe he should step aside and learn some manners. some people man, you give them an inch, they take a foot

bonjourhello 25

Thursday 24 March 2016 3:44

There's a fine line between an acceptable amount of puns and a mess, man

whoredom 21

Thursday 24 March 2016 0:42

I guess you walked the walk a little too well. oh well, no Knee-d for hostility. Maybe he should step aside and learn some manners. some people man, you give them an inch, they take a foot

Miss_Whipped 43

Thursday 24 March 2016 1:22

One pun was enough, but four?

CheekyRaccoon 27

Thursday 24 March 2016 1:48

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