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By Anonymous - 12/04/2017 14:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend believes that vaccines cause autism, the Holocaust was propaganda and the american government was behind 9/11. I can't believe it took me seven years to learn that I was dating a total lunatic. FML
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Seven YEARS? ... What the hell have you been TALKING about for the last seven years, then...?

She's not a lunatic - just easily impressionable.

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Well in terms of her being a lunatic, this FML proves the phrase "it takes one to know one." After all it took you seven years to realize

Taylor Caldwell 10

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That_One_Guy308 5

Wait a minute, so the holocaust DID happen and vaccines DON'T cause autism?!?!?! Mind literally blown.

ViviMage 38

Yeah, the American government wants to crash a plane into its own Pentagon, and the White House was targeted but the passengers managed to stop that and crash it in a field, not into the White House. Shame Bush was reading goat books to kindergarteners that day.

As an Autistic Woman I can't help but wonder why everyone seems to think it's the end of the world for their child.

You can thank the hate group that masqueraded as a charity, known as Autism Speaks, for spreading misinformation that demonizes autism, by phrasing it as if every person sign autism is suffering, a waste of space, a weight on society, and that parents are somehow entitled to abuse their kids because they're neurodivergent- up to and including glorifying murdering said kids. Oh, and traumatizing children through harmful "therapy" in attempts to "normalize" them, because the parents are "embarrassed" that their kid finds talking to be painful or uncomfortable, or they stim in public. Because apparently letting a kid use coping methods that don't hurt anyone to do better is worse than giving people PTSD instead of teaching people that not everyone is the same. Because **** people being accommodating to people born different unless said difference is something blatantly obvious like a missing limb, everyone that is 100% neuro and physical typical needs to be "cured," regardless of what said demographics think. TL;DR: Blame Autism Speaks, the hate group, for masquerading as people doing a Good Thing, and people for not asking the people Autism Speaks CLAIMS to speak for, for their opinion on what the group was saying.

**** dude she probably also thinks trump isn't our president or that Hilary isn't a criminal.

Seven years to find that out. Seven years to have a conversation more than "What would you like to eat?". Poor girl is deluded, sure. You deserved it though for dating someone for SEVEN YEARS and barely conversing about thoughts, beliefs, or views.

Yeah, god forbid someone think something different than you do. That'd be awful!

Yes, because saying that one of the worst attempted genocides in human history didn't happen is somehow worse than acknowledging that it did happen. I guess all those Jewish and Romani people, as well as disabled and non-heterosexual people just vanished with no cause, and the tons of ash with human DNA, and files with reports written by Nazi scientist about the unethical experiments they performed were all fabricated. Thinking that it's wrong to put mayo on fries is an understandable and valid thing to have a differing opinion on. Saying that over ten million people weren't murdered in cold blood is NOT a valid thing to disagree on, ESPECIALLY when there is documented evidence in spades.

LostInTheZone11 29

Well better late than never to run for the hills.