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By Anonymous - 12/04/2017 14:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend believes that vaccines cause autism, the Holocaust was propaganda and the american government was behind 9/11. I can't believe it took me seven years to learn that I was dating a total lunatic. FML

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ElizaWy 25

Wednesday 12 April 2017 16:27

Seven YEARS? ... What the hell have you been TALKING about for the last seven years, then...?

Nats4444 11

Wednesday 12 April 2017 14:49

She's not a lunatic - just easily impressionable.

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Sheepiebeepie 26

Thursday 12 October 2017 1:35

Ha kay but the American government was behind 9/11.... There is an entire network of engineers and architects who would tell you the planes didn't bring down those buildings like a controlled demolition.

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