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By Anonymous - 12/04/2017 14:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend believes that vaccines cause autism, the Holocaust was propaganda and the american government was behind 9/11. I can't believe it took me seven years to learn that I was dating a total lunatic. FML
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ElizaWy 25

Seven YEARS? ... What the hell have you been TALKING about for the last seven years, then...?

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Nats4444 11

She's not a lunatic - just easily impressionable.

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GhostFox 33

Ouch. To be fair, she COULD have adopted those views due to bad influences. Though, I guess that could be considered even worse...

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Nats4444 11

She's not a lunatic - just easily impressionable.

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MiltoxB 1

I would definitely link her to the articles that say sex reduces the risk of getting cancer...

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odontask 4

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longnight83 8

Hey look! We have another one! Good news, I think a relationship opportunity with a like minded individual is opening up soon. :D

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odontask 4

Right and building #7 just collapsed because of the termites. Have fun being dumb

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foxytheologian 33

Hey, at least you know who to turn to when the Illuminati steals your job.

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ElizaWy 25

Seven YEARS? ... What the hell have you been TALKING about for the last seven years, then...?

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe there hasn't been a lot of TALKING, if you know what I mean???

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jbuckets_404 38

OP, sex must've been really, really good for the past 7 years if you've never even had to listen to her talk before this! Wow!

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WeirdUS 29

I gotta agree in my experience the crazier they are the better the sex. If you see a beautiful woman that can't keep a relationship chances are there are reasons.

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DudeistPriest 2

I can't believe it took that long, either. Did you two never talk about anything in the seven years prior? This is why you ask questions, man!

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kristinjeaneen 21

Well then. I thought I was bad because it took me 5 years to realize my boyfriend uses my perfume as balls deodorant. You dodged a bullet OP.

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