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By bl3ur0z3 - 03/09/2018 22:00

Today, I learned that my new apartment complex does not allow "altercations in community areas". This includes pulling my child out of the pool and reprimanding him for holding his cousin under water. I can't parent outside my apartment. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

It's not an altercation. It's called discipline.

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interesting33 36

worth it. he could have killed or hurt his cousin. stopping him doing that is well worth it. well done

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acmariner99 25

Do what you gotta do. Discipline is not starting an altercation. Especially when you ended another.

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WHSKitty4ever 23

Your apartment complex manager’s name wouldn’t be Susan, by any chance, would it?

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blightsight 10

That's the name of my HOA manager. -_-

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bl3ur0z3 17

I thought it was discipline and reprimanding, security thought it was an altercation. My son is usually extremely responsible, but he's also a dumb teenager, as teenagers are prone to be. He and his cousin and friends were playing around and he got carried away. She said afterward that they were playing, but being held under triggered her anxiety and I responded to her panic. She wasn't under for long and she got him back. But I don't yell often and, yes, I yelled at him this time. That was the "altercation."

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