Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad."...

By why - 05/04/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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By somefamily - 26/04/2012 07:11 - United States - Wayne

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

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By oreoblizzard619 - 25/09/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML

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By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 17:55 - United States - Newport

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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Tuesday 5 April 2011 19:04

Wow, they must really like him!

tic_tac_toe 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 19:01

is he a dickwad?

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PrincessesCrown 17

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:41

haha I wish my bf was called that...jk

TheAcidRomance 0

Friday 8 April 2011 4:22

I think they're trying to tell you something, lol!!

akechatesu 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 2:30

lmao dickwad x) damn I'd love that nakename for me!

heydere 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 6:06

just think!! soon they can say it to his face cuz ull b family :)

why405997 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 7:02

that must suck so much

AngryBunny81 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 3:23

mine too. they'll get over it.

vietmanx 10

Friday 15 April 2011 5:40

inlaws are terrible. all the movie and tv show stereotypes are true.

Maggles1 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 23:16

That is sad, but kinda funny yoo XD

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Saturday 13 August 2011 16:09

stand up to them dat aint right

MyScurvy 22

Monday 10 August 2015 13:06

We had one for my aunts fiancé- F--KStick

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