Intimacy: Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2018 15:30

Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML

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By sociallyanxiousroomie - 19/04/2016 10:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2015 10:52 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 23:02 - United States - Schertz

Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2015 08:10 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML

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By apple - 28/02/2010 18:57 - United States

Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML

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Maternal monitoring

By Mils - 26/11/2019 03:00 - Australia - Blackburn

Today, I learned the hard way that my parents leave the baby monitor in my room when my boyfriend stays over. FML

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By sen - 19/02/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML

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By unhappystudent - 14/12/2016 12:32 - United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML

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By shutup shutup shutup don't wanna hear it - 08/11/2016 00:43 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML

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bluejello2001 18

Monday 1 October 2018 16:03

Maybe reconsider having sex with someone if you aren't willing to deal with the aftermath.

Seeya55 31

Monday 1 October 2018 15:41

Man, who cares. Just walk in and own it! Pretend you've been friends for ages! Start farting and burping around them, then maybe they'll go home! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Comments

Seeya55 31

Monday 1 October 2018 15:41

Man, who cares. Just walk in and own it! Pretend you've been friends for ages! Start farting and burping around them, then maybe they'll go home! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

bluejello2001 18

Monday 1 October 2018 16:03

Maybe reconsider having sex with someone if you aren't willing to deal with the aftermath.

StagGT 13

Monday 1 October 2018 16:07

I was gonna say "**** it," but you already have

brainstorm98 13

Monday 1 October 2018 16:41

That’s called a life lesson.

Solomon Freeman 6

Monday 1 October 2018 17:23

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Misoranomegami 16

Monday 1 October 2018 17:41

If you can share your body with someone you can share a couch. It's your place too. Own it.

bl3ur0z3 17

Monday 1 October 2018 20:25

Ydi. Don't have sex with people you feel awkward around. My mom's best advice was don't have sex with somebody you don't want to coparent with. Too bad my son was 4 months old and my ex's mom was (is) psycho. When you have sex with somebody, you gotta be prepared for anything with them. That includes sharing a remote.

fjvitt 14

Monday 1 October 2018 21:02

Maybe you should rub one out while on your phone with your earphones out by them and the volume all the way up...

MitiMiki 16

Monday 1 October 2018 21:32

Wait, so you felt perfectly comfortable getting naked and bumping uglies, but being in the same room was awkward? I have news for you, you are nowhere near mature enough to be having sex.