Sex and Intimacy: Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your...

By sexyfail - 26/01/2010 08:59 - Australia

Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML

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A for effort

By NotsexyEnough - 23/11/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML

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By littlepeepboo - 30/01/2018 01:30

Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By :x - 03/02/2016 15:40 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By Porkchop05 - 06/09/2009 05:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML

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By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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Equality

By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

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croso88 5

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:32

tell him to shave

ThE_C_Lo 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:41

how the hell is that sexy? give him a lap dance, give him head, and let him tear ur ass up. that's sexy! case closed YDI btw

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JasonTheStud 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 3:30

this made me actually laugh my ass off

XBL4CKXW1DOW 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 18:17

lmao

Karnezar 2

Thursday 20 January 2011 3:21

Are guys even supposed to shave?

Bcfrmkc816 17

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:18

that's why I keep it shaved that and women don't like getting the hair in their teeth and nose

mpbb42 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:26

That's his fault for not shaving

ShadowBitch99 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:34

If you don't know what your doin', don't do it!! YDI for that reason

hornyrabbit12 8

Sunday 27 May 2012 4:22

I have pubes hair almost as long A's my 7 inch dick and I'm 14 :P

gatorgirl2669 6

Thursday 21 June 2012 21:17

um yea he needs to manscape... hope he didn't end up passing out from the pain

kmv3 9

Thursday 27 December 2012 5:33

how'd it taste?

Elfkid21 19

Wednesday 1 May 2013 11:06

shaving is actually pretty unhealthy...

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