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By Sleepingaloneforever - 04/05/2017 02:28 - United States

Today, I learned that the rest of the world finds it completely appropriate to sleep in a bed with a friend or sibling. I am 30, and never knew this. FML

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GrantRogers21 6

Tuesday 9 May 2017 19:13

I don't think this is inappropriate at all! I often share a bed with my closest friends, sometimes even ending up in a spoon train if we're drunk enough.

GrantRogers21 6

Tuesday 9 May 2017 19:13

I don't think this is inappropriate at all! I often share a bed with my closest friends, sometimes even ending up in a spoon train if we're drunk enough.

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GrantRogers21 6

Tuesday 9 May 2017 19:13

I don't think this is inappropriate at all! I often share a bed with my closest friends, sometimes even ending up in a spoon train if we're drunk enough.

GrantRogers21 6

Tuesday 9 May 2017 19:13

I don't think this is inappropriate at all! I often share a bed with my closest friends, sometimes even ending up in a spoon train if we're drunk enough.

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