By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 508
You deserved it 36
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heyyou1203 0

dude... sue their ass. hopefully you got the plate #, b/c not only did they hit you, but they hit you on the sidewalk. were they drunk driving!?!? who the **** does that!

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diet_otaku 0

and HOW do you think he learned it? by GETTING HIT BY A CAR, dumbass.

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J_blu3 0

well somebody already beat me to commenting about the camero! lol

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himynameisadam 0

Aww :( I was just about to say that, but it doesn't matter cause they still are awesome :)

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SpringLoaded12 0

to #295... some of the illustrations come from comics strips and webcomics. This one is from a webcomic called "The Book of Biff," and the character normally looks like that. Anyway, as for the FML... that sucks big time (I'm assuming the car hit you, as #60 failed to do). I hope you got their info, you can probably have them pay for your entire hospital bill plus some more if you take it to court.

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laura_rose101 0

i learned that lesson too x.x

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cmac86 23

were you in Chicago or washingtom dc by any chance? those drivers are crazy. or Little Rock by chance? the drivers in lr can be nuts!

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jackie03 0

BIFF!!!!! Sorry, I liked the illustration so much that I didn't remember what I read.

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Lim23 0

What a great day, walking to a pointless destination- Where's the car sound coming from? The wall? shit, not again! BAM. awwwww there goes my spleen. Wait, what's a spleen?

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Samsa 0

On the dispute of whether or not it was this person who got hit by a car or watched someone else: personally, if i had watched someone else get hit by a car, i would think "wow. what are the odds." or "how drunk are they?" rather than "apparently, i cange thit by a car on a sidewalk". not like it matters who, but sorry to whoever it was that got hit!

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