By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 508
You deserved it 36
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heyyou1203 0

dude... sue their ass. hopefully you got the plate #, b/c not only did they hit you, but they hit you on the sidewalk. were they drunk driving!?!? who the **** does that!

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diet_otaku 0

and HOW do you think he learned it? by GETTING HIT BY A CAR, dumbass.

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MissyWissyKach 0

did u die?!?!

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spidergirl41 0

Hahaha, #259. It's freakin Bumble Bee, OP!! He was probably in a rush trying to save Sam from dying! Get over it!! :D

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Spartoob 0

consider it a lesson well learned and get over it.

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madvomon 0

This is how my uncle died. Some bastards drove on the pavement at about 45mph and knocked him down

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road_rash18 0

dude that sucks. whenn i got hit i was in a crosswalk and had looked both ways. seriously sue them

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TheBigDawg 8

Finally, an illustration that fits the FML.

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nypd613 0

I live near a volunteer fire department where the guys come with their cars to respond to calls. And they drive like ******* maniacs. That's how my little brother got hit on his bike by one of them. And the guy wasn't even responding to a call, he was just speeding OUT of the parking lot without looking both ways first. So it's also the seemingly "normal" drivers you have to be careful of too.

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