By Ballshurt - 07/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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AnthonyxD_fml 0

Why were you naked sittin down in the first place?

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thequickredofox 0

Another reason why I'm pleased my genitalia is all neatly tucked away, safe from thumb tacks and vicious trouser zippers! FYL indeed OP

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SookMauNoots 0

i hate reading shit like this. it makes me cringe and it stays in my mind.

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remysgal 0

I'm finding the YDI responses on this site increasingly tiresome. Do some people just automatically hit You Deserve It for every post? I fail to see how this is possibly a YDI, unless, "Today I was sprinkling tacks around my house, sharp side up. I was also eating a banana, naked. Unwilling to make the journey to the trashcan, I threw the banana skin on the floor, only to slip on it and end up piercing my scrotum." That's a YDI because the OP's negligent actions directly led to the unpleasant outcome. This seems like a pretty classic FML, to me: the OP had a nasty accident that was no way his own fault.

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sublime93 0

Are you new to fml? There's these things called trolls, & they say YDI to everything.

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_Centaur_ 0

I used to have a friend that would always say, "Always check for the spike before you sit down!" This FML proves him right!

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Htownmichigan 0

I dont have balls and im cringing!! Ouch dude fYl

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made_of_fail 0

I don't even have balls and that hurts! FYL for sure OP. My question isn't how did you manage to get your balls that close to a tack, it's who do you know that put a tack somewhere you'd sit! WATCH UR BACK MAN! And do make sure you don't get some kind of nasty infection. That'd only make this more of an FML.

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Silverill 0

kinda depends on where the thumbtack was placed.

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