By Ballshurt - 07/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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AnthonyxD_fml 0

Why were you naked sittin down in the first place?

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thequickredofox 0

Another reason why I'm pleased my genitalia is all neatly tucked away, safe from thumb tacks and vicious trouser zippers! FYL indeed OP

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thequickredofox 0

Another reason why I'm pleased my genitalia is all neatly tucked away, safe from thumb tacks and vicious trouser zippers! FYL indeed OP

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plexico 3

Yes, but targeted for attack by peckers, tallywhackers, blood-engorged pork swords and purple-helmeted yogurt slingers. You just have a different set of hazards.

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thequickredofox 0

LOL - this is true. .... slips into all terrain granny undies to protect herself from attacks of the trouser snake variety.

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FR35H 0

GAWD just reading that hurt my balls

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oliveolive_fml 0

How do you sit down and have a thumb tack get to your balls? You sit down and your ass would be in the way, It sounds impossible.

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plexico 3

Why are you using a thumbtack to attach a note to your balls when a Post-It Note will do the trick less painfully? 3M makes a product for just that purpose: Scrote-It Notes -- they are just like Post-Its but the adhesive removes 42% less ballsack hair when ripped off.

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Hannah_Brooke 0

Maybe put some jewelry in it? It'd be a sad waste of a piercing to let it go.

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