By Myballshurt - 03/08/2013 04:31 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I learned a few things. One: friends are assholes. Two: under no circumstance do you close your eyes when they ask you to. Three: getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot. FML
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Wizardo 33

1. You're gullible as hell 2. Never trust any of your guy friends - guys are assholes 3. Ice them balls brother.

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olpally 32

After you're done being in pain, kick them in the balls. Bastards.

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ViRepz 28

At least the third problem will eventually go away

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PuggieKid 22

Well, you learn something new everyday! Fbs OP (:

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TheCanucklehead 22

What are your balls made of? Reinforced steel? Eventually is a long time when your hit there

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Ian7890 23

Man #1 you're just full of bad comments today aren't you?

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SwaggCapone 11

this fml is kind of hard to vote. On one instance its a FYL OP for getting kicked in the balls. On another note its a YDI for closing your eyes when your friends told you to

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skittycat213 19

#1 not if they were wearing ice climbing boots

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Wizardo 33

1. You're gullible as hell 2. Never trust any of your guy friends - guys are assholes 3. Ice them balls brother.

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Batterypost 23

Girls tend to be assholes just as much as guys, if not more so.

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ViRepz 28

Everyone knows girls don't poop.

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CaiDog 20

^I fail to see the relevence in this comment.

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slappygecko 21

What you don't know about women.

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iAlissa 34

#26, your ignorance levels are astonishing.

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Mossears133 15

Let's just meet in the middle: people are assholes.

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Left4UrMum 6

#29 It's fun to see the struggle. STRUGGLEWATCH

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angeluv_2014 22

I've been called an asshole waaay more times then I've been called a ****. And most of those came from my friends... very fitting to this FML.

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olpally 32

After you're done being in pain, kick them in the balls. Bastards.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Number one should read: MY friends are assholes, because most friends wouldn't do this.

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NickKuiper 8

^ I'm pretty sure assholery is common among friends. Maybe it's YOUR friends that are breaking the norm.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

It could be common among males. At least my female friends wouldn't do anything like this, but maybe #53 is right and males are assholes.

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zenim 5

That's a low blow, even for friends, ESPECIALLY for guy friends. See someone get kicked down there hurts, though not as much as getting kicked down there.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

My comment got buried because I have certain standards when it comes to friends. How sad... If #53 is correct I'm happy that MY friends are breaking the norm.

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PterodactylMan 23

When you're feeling better you should kick them in the balls

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Olympiakos10 15

I don't always close my eyes, but when I do, it hurts, A LOT.

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Welshite 39

Blinking must be excruciating for you.

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fylx100 19

How do you sleep at night? You poor, poor thing. :-/

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cadillacgal79 32

@80, obviously he sleeps with his eyes open.

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MistySky 17

Soo wait, you didn't already know that getting kicked in the balls hurt already? I thought that was like guy 101 or something.. o.o

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hcollins1 18

How was he supposed to know he was going to get kicked in the balls? He's probably that one friend that is gullible.

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MistySky 17

Lol no I meant something different. He said he 'learned' 3 things today, but he didn't actually just learn that getting kicked in the balls hurts (probably)

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Mossears133 15

Where does it say that OP's friends are boys? Girls can be ball-kicking assholes too.

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angeluv_2014 22

lol We must be equal! Even if it means we are ball kicking assholes too! We claim it all babay!!

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Sandsh8rk 36

I'm sorry, but I thought all of this was common knowledge?

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