Animals: Today, I learned the hard way that if you're going to pour bleach...

By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 05:39 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you're going to pour bleach on bugs to kill them, you need to be prepared for them to fly up and try to attack your face. FML

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By stupidbug. - 09/04/2012 08:28 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

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By troublewithbleach - 06/04/2011 01:52 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my bathroom, and accidentally spilled bleach, ruining my shower curtain, rugs, and towels. While attempting to wipe up the bleach, I knocked over a bottle of shower cleaner. It read, "WARNING: DO NOT MIX WITH BLEACH." I still can't go in the house. FML

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By Gilly - 02/09/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cooking dinner when I noticed a cockroach on the kitchen counter. I reflexively tried to spray it with what I had to hand, which was window cleaner, but it seems to have pissed it off and flew right at me instead. I screamed and ran out of the kitchen, leaving the roach in charge. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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By lexii - 05/05/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML

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By sassy_girl144 - 29/05/2015 10:58 - United Kingdom - Newbury

Today, I learned one of life's great lessons: it is possible to squeeze a Ketchup bottle so hard that the plastic breaks and everything lands on your face. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 22:02 - United States - Tyler

Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML

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By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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Sunday 21 November 2010 12:11

omg like YDI for killing bugs and ******* up the natural balance of the world! support PETA 4 lyf No really, but bleach? Did you not have anything to hit them with or something?

zodak 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 12:10

leasson learned

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Nadinek98 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 17:48

try bugspray hun

deputy_g 5

Sunday 21 November 2010 18:13

you couldve used water lol..you couldve asphyxiated if you inhaled a lot of bleach fumes lol

coolio111 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 18:35

nice

AmberlovesJb 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 18:56

I'm sure there is 1Million other thing in your house to kill a bug with besides Bleach. Bug Cruelty :(

Erissa 2

Sunday 21 November 2010 22:48

The point is to kill them...there's really no nice way to do it and really? bug cruelty? LOOOLLLL

Perdition 4

Sunday 21 November 2010 19:42

I like to trap them in an upside-down water bottle, with a small hole in the bottom (now top). At that point, you can siphon in gas, water, explosive material, or whatever else you please and enjoy the scene.

aardvarkish 16

Sunday 21 November 2010 22:34

THAT!!! is why I use the Remington sawed-off/pistol-grip 10 gauge with 00 (double-aught) buckshot or slugs on insects!!!

Markii10 0

Monday 22 November 2010 0:41

Next time you can make a game out of it.

ideasrule 13

Monday 22 November 2010 2:12

Why would you ever pour bleach on an animal that's almost certainly conscious and capable of feeling pain? How would you like it if I dumped you into a bucket of sulfuric acid? And you're surprised that the bugs didn't like it? YDI x1000 for choosing the most cruel method imaginable when you could have squashed the bugs instead, or better yet, shooed them out of the house.