Health: Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck...

By 8sq - 11/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

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Same thing different taste

Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By Millian2 - 08/04/2012 02:10 - United States - Plymouth

Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML

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By gaggin - 26/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Beverly Hills

Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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By stupidtoothpick2 - 16/08/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2008 10:09 - Slovenia

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

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By jemila - 01/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

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By Silent - 18/10/2018 17:30

Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML

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Brace yourself

By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 21:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML

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aubrey1 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:49

I got my tongue ring stuck in a fork. just when I got it pierced. Most painful thing ever.

seanders 10

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:55

It's ok OP: it'll spoon when it's done forking your mouth.

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asbfailsalot 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:19

ur so dumb

sunnyfaceshy 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:48

dang girl watt u ben smoking

imnotcraZ 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 5:32

moron what's your hair color?

jen62689 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 6:09

done it. it hurts

XxSonyaBlade10xX 1

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:09

Shut up 3 and go learn how to be nice!!!!

anthonyds 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:27

surely thats only if you eat like a reatard....

Shy_Anne 10

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:30

maybe op should be eating everything thru a straw

ThatEmilyBabe 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 9:47

I also got my braces stuck to my friends sleeve for ages, i don't miss my braces

jellybelliez 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 11:27

how did u get that to happen!!??

Jekisbob 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:04

Wait, there's an easy way?

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Same thing different taste

Hangry dude

Brace yourself

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