Health: Today, I learned the hard way what the inside of my toe looks... - FML

By soni_miller - 26/01/2016 06:02 - United States - Burke

Today, I learned the hard way what the inside of my toe looks like. FML

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soni_miller 6

Tuesday 26 January 2016 19:55

Hey guys! I'm OP, I just didn't log in to give the FML. At the end of October, my iPad accidentally fell on my big toe, affecting my nail and the skin around it. It still didn't heal and yesterday it started chipping and peeling off. It actually didn't hurt when it did. But DO NOT EVER DROP YOUR IPAD ON YOUR TOE BECAUSE IT WILL HURT SO BAD.

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Chrysic 20

Tuesday 26 January 2016 17:56

What exactly happened

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 26 January 2016 17:59

Wow, that sounds toetally, disgusting sorry OP!

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mattrd_fml 31

Wednesday 27 January 2016 19:08

what is the easy way to see what the inside of your toe looks like

Notore 32

Wednesday 27 January 2016 22:35

Looking up a picture on the internet, i guess

sturschaedel 27

Friday 29 January 2016 7:59

But that would show you what the inside of A toe looks like, not what the inside of YOUR toe looks like.

sillygirl247 14

Thursday 28 January 2016 7:06

How?

jetdugan 5

Monday 24 July 2017 21:00

Is there an easy way?

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