Health: Today, I learned the hard way what the inside of my toe looks... - FML

By soni_miller - 26/01/2016 06:02 - United States - Burke

Today, I learned the hard way what the inside of my toe looks like. FML

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soni_miller 6

Tuesday 26 January 2016 19:55

Hey guys! I'm OP, I just didn't log in to give the FML. At the end of October, my iPad accidentally fell on my big toe, affecting my nail and the skin around it. It still didn't heal and yesterday it started chipping and peeling off. It actually didn't hurt when it did. But DO NOT EVER DROP YOUR IPAD ON YOUR TOE BECAUSE IT WILL HURT SO BAD.

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Chrysic 20

Tuesday 26 January 2016 17:56

What exactly happened

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 26 January 2016 17:59

Wow, that sounds toetally, disgusting sorry OP!

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nouna_k 14

Tuesday 26 January 2016 22:43

ouchh hope you get well soon -.- what happened though?

sweetgal4598 10

Wednesday 27 January 2016 1:02

*cringing intensifies*

Dabley 4

Wednesday 27 January 2016 3:28

And was it awesome????

choco22princess 1

Wednesday 27 January 2016 3:46

is there an easy way to learn that?

EatZombies 10

Wednesday 27 January 2016 4:24

You took stubbing your toe to the next level :|

kloring1 15

Wednesday 27 January 2016 6:14

First world problems at their finest

antart3 18

Wednesday 27 January 2016 8:54

What's the easy way?

tomvertigo 17

Wednesday 27 January 2016 10:14

It's like those one sentence horror stories!

migmit 11

Wednesday 27 January 2016 13:57

What's the easy way?

Cerebral_Origami 5

Wednesday 27 January 2016 17:50

When I was around 7 a teacher slammed my hand in the classroom door. (He was angry at another student and didn't see me.) All the finger nails on that hand turned black and fell off.

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