Kids: Today, I learned when you're babysitting a 5 year old, and you... - FML

By Pooperscooper - 20/07/2009 18:45 - France

Today, I learned when you're babysitting a 5 year old, and you hear the toilet flush and then the words "uh oh", it's already too late. FML

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ama17 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:22

This would've been a way better FML if we actually KNEW what you had lost...?

rxxk 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:05

She lost her virginity.

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8trickster8 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:44

Too late for what? TOO LATE FOR WHAT!?!

person1000003 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:58

Kkkkkkkkkk finish the fml we don't no what u lost

NobodyUKnow 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:01

The toliet probably over flowed and shit was everywhere.

HBubble 3

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:02

Boring

Gaby_peaceandluv 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:08

this is a horrible FML. No one knows what the **** happened. YDI for posting a shitty FML.

FreakOnaLeash 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:10

What the hell happened??? Did he flush a phone/something else valuble or did he get flushed himself? O_O this FML sucks

cygnus12345 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:28

you guys are so ******* stupid. it's obviously this since it says POOPERSCOOPER!! The kid missed the friggin toilet and she had to pick the poop of the floor like dogshit

md8996 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 18:00

your so stupid because if you read it he flushes the toliet as if he just put something in it, not used the bathroom on the floor, if he ahd done that why would he flush...your an idiot!

randall_doak 4

Monday 29 November 2010 2:37

#45, you're pretty retarded too.... She said when the toilet flushes, and the 5 year old says "uh-oh", it's already too late.... Meaning the toilet over flowed, and since the 5 y/o wasn't going to tell her soon enough, then she can't really do anything to keep from making a mess..... The toilet over flowed, and that's where the mess came from. The kid did not miss the toilet completely, or he never would have flushed.

EllieMolloy 2

Wednesday 1 December 2010 21:57

Erm RainnDrop? I think md8996 was replying to cygnus12345s comment.

Badash28 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:29

This is fake I've seen this in Fwd: funny emails. Stupid

BLACKLIGHTNING 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:30

#21 has it down! I completely agree with you!

neonbluezzz10 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:38

im SOOO confused...what happenedd??????????

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