By Pooperscooper - 20/07/2009 18:45 - France
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hahaha so what got flushed?
though it was a funny email, props to the ORIGINAL creator: And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.. 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late. 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12.) Super glue is forever. 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water... 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15.) VCRs do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time. 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
me too!
Haha, I was actually thinking about the Clorox and Brake Fluid for a second...
O.O Im a girl and I was thinking about mixing Clorox and brake fluid LOL
me too and im a girl
Yeah, I got this about a week ago.
Today, I learned that when OP is babysitting a 5 year old, she is leaving them unattended long enough to go in to the bathroom and flush something down the toilet without noticing. So, OP, what were you doing? Watching a movie, texting your BFF, talking on the cell phone, getting fingerbanged on the couch by your boyfriend?? Time to fess up!!
a bit harsh no? who says it was left alone for such a long time? 5 yr olds can go to the toilet on their own ! and we still don't know what was exactly flushed down, could have been something in the toilet that was never intended to be flushed..
HELLLOOOO don't you realize it's a big fat LIE?! Didn't you get that from #23's comment? Duhh~~~ The OP [wtf does that stand for anyway?!] is just trying to be funny and copy that email, well it won't work. FYL for plagiarizing. What.an.idiot.
#86 Optimus Prime
I clicked NO when I saw this on the Mod part of FML because it's so vague. What even got flushed?
Damn I wouldn't of thought that your vibrator would have flushed down, oh well I'm sure you have a spare.
who the hell still babysit's as a job? I mean, when you go for a job an you put 'babysitting' they are not going to take that seriously. Trust me. Anyone, whether you've done it or not, can put on babysitting on their resume. Anyways...that sucked.
It's not exactly as though you babysit to pimp your resume. Most babysitters are in their early teen years, trying to make a bit of spending money, not trying to work their way up in the job market.
this is not necessarily true, 28. i earned a job working with kids because i was a babysitter. also, if you've babysat for a family for years, they make a very valuable reference on a job application.
Well her username is Pooperscooper, so I assume that the toilet overflowed and wet shit fell on the floor.
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This would've been a way better FML if we actually KNEW what you had lost...?
She lost her virginity.