Health: Today, I left the hospital after having knee surgery. While trying... - FML

By badluckbrianna - 07/10/2012 05:43 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, I left the hospital after having knee surgery. While trying to find my balance on my crutches, I was holding onto the roof of the car. My mum slammed the car door shut, not noticing my hand. I can barely even bend my fingers to hold onto my crutches. FML

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Thursday 18 October 2012 18:16

You know the corner of the door opening where the roof of the car meets the side of the car? I was already out of the car and facing away from the car. I started to lose my balance so I grabbed onto that corner (So I guess not really the roof of the car. Half the roof half the side of the car? I don't know what to call it and it's so hard to describe) to regain balance and adjust my crutches. My fingers were curled into the car and my palm resting on the roof. I'm pretty tall so that might be why I could do that. It's a sedan so it's short and it was the back door. Next thing I know SLAM. It still hurts to type.

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fireice22 0

Sunday 7 October 2012 12:34

When it rains it pours.

perdix 29

Sunday 7 October 2012 12:37

You ought to go to the hospital. Wait, . . .

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Kitsi 14

Monday 8 October 2012 0:39

I wanna know about the idiots who vote YDI even on posts like this. How do they deserve to be injured?

Salem222 4

Monday 8 October 2012 0:44

Feel better OP!

EmazingLight 9

Monday 8 October 2012 7:18

Did he ever say his mom liked him?

lancer3vo 6

Monday 8 October 2012 8:43

Sucks... Get well soon

Baller_Bob 17

Thursday 27 February 2014 5:32

What a dumb bitch. No offense

Cavsfodawin 21

Tuesday 28 June 2016 23:44

How would anyone deserve the to get their hand slammed in a door.

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